There was a navy ship out at sea and the captain sees an enemy ship on the horizon and says "Bring me my red shirt." to his assistant. He then replies "Why a red shirt?". The captain replied "so when I get shot and bleed, you will not get distracted."

The next day there were 40 enemy ships on the horizon and then he says "bring me my brown pants."
Unknown "fluffy monster" Peppy - 16 years, 10 months, 16 days ago