So my gf gave me this little plastic fish tank that you fill up with water, two drops of dish soap, and drop in these two little plastic fish that swim around by the power of a USB cord, right. It's kind of funny and trippy and 'almost' makes me think of dropping 'cid, but not really.
Unknown "Tofu" Lazy - 15 years, 10 months, 25 days ago

Woohoo, white water rafting in less than 3 weeks! Hopefully, we will avoid narrowly avoiding death. Last time was close enough for, mmm, ever. --Yeah, that was meant for here.-
Unknown "Tofu" Lazy - 15 years, 11 months, 3 days ago

In twelve hours, I will be done with this quarter of school. What a relief, just one more to go. I'll graduate in June, but I don't think I'll be a GD. I'll need to find a new path. Any suggestions? Anyway, I should get to work. Cheers, and wish me luck.
Unknown "Tofu" Lazy - 16 years, 1 month, 19 days ago

I got a new item in my store! A special gift for the scotsman in your life, or man that wears a kilt (or skirt). So check it out, and maybe take one home today. :)
Unknown "Tofu" Lazy - 16 years, 1 month, 19 days ago

So a naked pirate walks into a bar with a midget sitting on his junk holding a wheel. He goes up to the bar and orders a lager from the barkeep. Barkeep says sure buddy, but what with the midget?? Pirate says, "Arrrgh, I don't know, but He be drivin' me nuts!"


Haha.
Unknown "Tofu" Lazy - 16 years, 1 month, 21 days ago