I thought this is so funny I couldn't resist not to share lol
Women dictionary:
WOMAN SPEAK
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tondisable= is sex all you ever think about?
MEN, on the other hand, are - for the most part - easy to get and fairly
easy to please. Do you know how a woman gets a man excited? She shows up.
Men dictionary:
MAN SPEAK
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice figure
5. I love you = Let's get frisky!
6. I am bored = Do you want to try something kinky?
Kara "My Carmilla" Lazy
- 16 years, 8 months, 6 days ago