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"Blitzkrieg!"



Name:
Unknown, 35/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:9:33 PM
Join date:11 years, 3 months, 19 days ago
Location: Thornbury, Victoria, Australia Australia

"Be the ordinate to my abscissa"
About me:

I'm a fun-loving sort, inclined to be outgoing. No real material obsessions. I do actually smoke. I'm reasonably fit and healthy, though I've never played sport. Have been known to be rather eccentric, emotional, enthusiastic, but surly and viscious when crossed. Fond of a dry humour and sardonic wit, often finds the bleak and macabre hilarious because if we don't laugh we'll cry. Frequently selfish. Always compassionate in her lies, unless in the case of the previous statement. A loyal friend, if not always the best one. Often impatient, and more often highly inappropriate. A team player. Absurdity in life is a comfort to me, not an alienating attribute. I cannot justify the existence of a divine power to myself. Prefer good coffee to good tea. Holds people to a very high standard, so try to take my (if constant) pestering as a compliment. Has an active imagination, clean or otherwise. Frequently troubled over her place and actions in the grand scheme of things, but a few people have the capacity to restore sunshine in my heart. Often melodramatic, but only because honest.


I love:
♥ Music: DJ Shadow/Cut Copy/Rammstein/Fred Deakin - Lemon Jelly/Krafty Kuts/Diplo/ILS etc in the same veins
♥ Favourite book of all time: Geoff Ryman - The Child Garden
♥ Physical activities! (but I'm not a fitness freak...yet :P) I'll try anything as long as I'm able!
♥ Sensual/sensory experiences like massages, sex, cooking
♥ Animals! Especially small furry ones, and ELEPHANTS!
♥ Randomness :D


I hate:

▼ Uselessness (in people and events and things, eg. death in war, road rage, stupidity)
▼ Being told I can't have something, especially if it has to do with a person ;)

About you:
♦ thoughtful
♦ reasonably outgoing and physically active
♦ likes dancing and music (but not too commercial or too repetitive--bonus points if you like DJ Shadow/Fred Deakin of Lemon Jelly fame/Daft Punk/Cut Copy/Krafty Kuts/Stanton Warriors/Rammstein)
♦ likes picking up a book from time to time ;)
♦ isn't a prude!--double bonus points if you're reasonably experienced
♦ has an open and equitable outlook on life and people
♦ enjoys quirky random shit, stuff that's out of the ordinary

♦ has a good story to tell, and a better ear for listening.
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Bi
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Elbow - Bones of You

So I'm there
Charging around with a juggernaut brow
Overdraft, speeches and deadlines to make
Cramming commitments like cats in a sack
Telephone burn and a purposeful gait

When out of a doorway the tentacles stretch
Of a song that I know
And the world moves in slow-mo
Straight to my head
like the first cigarette of the day

And it's you, and it's May
And we're sleeping through the day
And I'm five years ago
And three thousand miles away

Do I have
time? A man of my calibre
Stood in the street like a sleepwalking teenager
No.
And I dealt with this years ago
I took a hammer to every memento
But image on image like beads on a rosary
pulled through my head as the music takes hold
and the sickener hits; I can work till I break
but I love the bones of you
That, I will never escape

And it's you, and it's May
And we're sleeping through the day
And I'm five years ago
And three thousand miles away

And I can't move my arm
Through the fear that you will wake
And I'm five years ago
And three thousand miles away
Unknown "Blitzkrieg!" sleeping through the day - 10 years, 6 months, 18 days ago
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Elbow - Grounds For Divorce


Mondays is for drinking to the seldom seen kid

I've been working on a cocktail called Grounds for Divorce
Whoah
Polishing a compass that I hold in my sleeve
Whoah
Down comes him on sticks but then he kicks like a horse
Whoah
There's a tiny cigarette case
And the rest you can keep
And the rest you can keep
And the rest you can keep

There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall
There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall

Mondays is for drinking to the seldom seen kid
Oooo
Oooo

There's this whispering of jokers doing flesh by the pound
To a chorus of supposes from the little town whores
There'll be twisted karaokee at the Aniseed lounge
And I'll bring you further roses
But it does you no good
And it does me no good
And it does you no good

There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall
There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall
There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall

Someday we'll be drinking with the seldom seen kid
Oooo
Oooo
Unknown "Blitzkrieg!" sleeping through the day - 10 years, 7 months, 2 days ago
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Hedwig and the Angry Inch - Midnight Radio

Rain falls hard
Burns dry
A dream
Or a song
That hits you so hard
Filling you up
And suddenly gone

Breathe Feel Love
Give Free
Know in your soul
Like your blood knows the way
From your heart to your brain
Knows that you're whole

And you're shining
Like the brightest star
A transmission
On the midnight radio
And you're spinning
Like a 45
Ballerina
Dancing to your rock and roll

Here's to Patti
And Tina
And Yoko
Aretha
And Nona
And Nico
And me

And all the strange rock and rollers
You know you're doing all right
So hold on to each other
You gotta hold on tonight

And you're shining
Like the brightest star
A transmission
On the midnight radio

And you're spinning
Your new 45's
All the misfits and the losers
Yeah, you know you're rock and rollers
Spinning to your rock and roll

Lift up your hands
Unknown "Blitzkrieg!" sleeping through the day - 10 years, 7 months, 4 days ago
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Hedwig and the Angry Inch - Sugar Daddy

I've got a sweet tooth
for licorice drops and jelly roll,
Hey sugar daddy,
Hansel needs some sugar in his bowl.
I'll lay out fine china on the linen
And polish up the chrome
and if you've got some sugar for me,
Sugar Daddy, bring it home.

Black strap molasses,
you're my orange blossom honey bear.
Bring me Versace blue jeans
and black designer underwear.
Let's dress up like the disco-dancing jet set
in Milan and Rome.
And if you've got some sugar for me,
Sugar Daddy, bring it home.

Oh the thrill of control,
like the rush of rock and roll,
is the sweetest taste I've known.
and if you've got some sugar for me,
Sugar Daddy, bring it home.

When honey bees go shopping
it's something to be seen.
They swarm to wild flowers
and get nectar for the queen.
And everything you bring me
gets me dripping like a honeycomb
and if you've got some sugar for me,
Sugar Daddy, bring it home.

Oh the thrill of control,
like a Blitzkrieg on the roll,
is the sweetest taste I've known.
So if you've got some sugar
bring it home.
Oh come on, Sugar Daddy, bring it home!

Whiskey and French cigarettes,
a motorbike with high-speed jets,
a Waterpik, a Cuisinart
and a hypo-allergenic dog.
I want all the luxuries of the modern age,
and every item on every page
in the Lillian Vernon catalogue.

Oh baby, something's crossed my mind
and I was thinking you'd look so fine
in a velvet dress
with heels and an ermine stole.
Oh, Luther darling, heaven knows
I've never put on women's clothes
except for once
my mother's camisole.

So you think only a woman
can truly love a man.
Then you buy me the dress
I'll be more woman
than a man like you can stand.
I'll be your Venus on a chocolate clam shell
rising on a sea of marshmallow foam
and if you got some sugar for me,
Sugar Daddy, bring it home.

It's our tradition to control,
like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl,
from the Ukraine to the Rhone.
Sweet home uber alles,
Lord, I'm coming home.
So come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home.
Unknown "Blitzkrieg!" sleeping through the day - 10 years, 7 months, 4 days ago
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Bewahret einander vor Herzeleid
denn kurz ist die Zeit die ihr beisammen seid

Denn wenn euch auch viele Jahre vereinen
einst werden sie wie Minuten euch scheinen

Herzeleid

Bewahret einander vor der Zweisamkeit
-
Save each other from heartache
for the time that you are together is short

For even if you are united by many years
one day they will seem like minutes to you

Heartache

Save each other from togetherness

- Herzeleid (Heartache), Rammstein, translation by Jeremy Williams
Unknown "Blitzkrieg!" sleeping through the day - 10 years, 7 months, 14 days ago
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PR0N! Specifically vintage porn which I find oh so pretty, they're all in the back where I hide my naughties and dust bunnies (i.e. page 2).



Happy shopping! And do leave a comment if you like the stuffs! Many ruvs, dear shoppers :D



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