why are so many people buying you??? do they not know about your giant penis named fredrick the 3rd that attacks them while they are sleeping

ha but yes, i own you again, i love you so much

yeah so anyways now that i managed to outbid that guy (who was actually cool about losing which is surprising but its cool) im bored and have nothing to do haha

thanks hes only 4 months old now and hes a bit of trouble but i love 'im

hey whats up?