MARRIAGE AFTER 44YEARS
AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP
APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED, AND WATCHED A 10-INCH
BLACK AND WHITE TV; BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL.
NOW I HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG
BED, AND PLASMA TV; BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT
SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO
OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I
WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP
CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED, AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW T O
SOLVE YOUR MID- LIFE CRISIS!
Unknown "kittie" Purring
- 16 years, 3 months, 16 days ago
