**When you are sad-I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
**When you are blue-I will try to dislodge whatever you are choking on
**When you smile-I know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
**When you are scared-I will rag on you about it every chance I get
**When you are worried-I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining
**When you are confused-I will use small words
**When you are sick-stay the hell away from me until you are well, I don't want what you have
**When you fall-I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass
**Why you may ask? Because you are my friend, and friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth. Send this to ten friends, then become depressed because you can only think of five.
Unknown "MINE!!! <3"
- 16 years, 5 days ago