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My MOM said this best!!!!



Remember people. This is only a GAME. It is ment for FUN.
If you think I want your man you got another thing coming.
Also if you think that you actually OWN the person cuz your
buying them. YOU GOT ISSUES. NO ONE owns NO ONE.

Now Remember. PLAY nice. Or GO home.
Unknown "funkie junkie" Neglected - 16 years, 12 months, 4 days ago
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You might be redneck, if your fly-swatter doubles as your back scratcher.
Unknown "funkie junkie" Neglected - 16 years, 11 months, 26 days ago
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!” The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”

The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”

The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”
Unknown "funkie junkie" Neglected - 16 years, 11 months, 26 days ago
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A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you, you're off your face!"
Unknown "funkie junkie" Neglected - 16 years, 11 months, 26 days ago
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Q: What did the blond customer say after reading the buxom waitress' name tag?

A: "'Debbie'...that 's cute. What did you name the other one?''
Unknown "funkie junkie" Neglected - 16 years, 11 months, 26 days ago
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What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?

Hair that stands straight up on your head!
Unknown "funkie junkie" Neglected - 16 years, 11 months, 26 days ago
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What do Microsoft and a halter top have in common?

Both offer very little support!
Unknown "funkie junkie" Neglected - 16 years, 11 months, 26 days ago
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