About you:
I steal office supplies from my day job and sell them on eBay using the proceeds to promote my stunt man career.
With the money I make from being a famous stunt man, I am hoping to one day open a stunt school offering courses such as "Running with scissors" & "eat and go swimming without waiting thirty minutes."
I am Australia's most extreme stunt man. If you have a party, wedding or BBQ that you need a show for, please contact me and I will do you a good price. I will soon be famous and the price will go up so be quick.
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