Lets be honest. I'm not the only one with a little shit in their pants am I ?
Merc with a Mouth Peaceful - 8 years, 10 months ago

I bet you're all wondering "why the red suit?", well that's so bad guys can't see me bleed. Let's just hope they put on their brown pants.
Merc with a Mouth Peaceful - 9 years, 1 month ago

Did you ever think that to the nuts inside, the peanut is like their whole universe? I mean they could fall in love and never be together because the shell separates them. So close, but their cruel prison --the shell-- keeps them apart. It's so sad! How they must hate their cruel master, The Shell, uncaring despoiler of legume romance! And then one day, They're free! And it's like, "let's dance, you hot salty nut!"
Merc with a Mouth Peaceful - 9 years, 1 month, 9 days ago