About me:
Stumbling awkwardly somewhere between furry and kin, those who get to know the real me find out how much of a pooch I really am on the inside. I've said I'm a wolf for a long time now, but I've come to realize that that's just like a little dog barking pretending it's ferocious - closest I'd ever be is a wolf-dog hybrid, probably, really, just a mutt. I like eating rare steak with my bare hands and rolling around on clean, carpeted floors. Getting walked on a leash is pretty fun, too, though only some people are ballsy enough to do it in public. I also like to chew.. on shoulders, fingers, palms, feet, hair, etc. I'd blame it on my oral fixation from smoking too much, but it's been a thing since I was really really little and gnawing on the wooden furniture + the stair railing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Random Crap I Like: Anime (Sailor Moon, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Dead Leaves, Serial Experiments Lain, Cowboy Bebop, Guilty Crown, Princess Tutu, Madoka Magica, Sword Art Online, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Read or Die) .. World of Darkness games (Vampire: The Masquerade + Werewolf: The Apocalypse), Pokemon, Second Life, Writing shitty poetry, Tumblr, Experimenting with how many interesting delicious things I can do with ramen noodles, Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Game of Thrones, Fringe, Criminal Minds, Heroes, Battlestar Galactica, Invader Zim, House, Dollhouse, Firefly, Continuum, Whiskey, Heroes of Fantasy, Furry Art, Sweedish Fish, Milky Ways, Cheeseburgers, Sushi, 100 Grand, Chicken in a Biscuit, Tasty Dip, BACON, Avocado, Ice Cream, Jelly Babies, Mountain Dew, Surge, Cream Soda, Eating awkwardly with chopsticks, Wearing a curly fry in my nose and pretending I'm a bull, Eating mulberries straight off the tree even though they have tiny bugs crawling around inside the spaces of the fruit, Howling, Back Rubs, a plethora of music that would take way too long to list, Haunted Houses, Snuggling with adorable kittens, Domino's Chicken Pizza with White Garlic Sauce, Beef Stew, Taco Sauce, Trailer Park Boys, Morton's List, Sabriel, Watership Down, Ginger Snaps, Zombieland, Balto, Hocus Pocus, The Pagemaster, Pickles, Pumpkin Pie, Artichokes, Sweet Peppers, Shrimp, Peppered Salmon, Oranges + Orange Juice, Binturongs, Opossums, Dogs, Wolves, Werewolves, Minotaurs, Lobsters, Thunderstorms, (old school) My Little Ponies, Smurfs, Blueberry Bagels w/ Strawberry Cream Cheese, Everything Bagels, Japanese Pan Noodles, Garlic, Garlic and More Garlic.
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