Life before the computer: Memory was something that you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano. A web was a spider's home. A virus was the flu. A CD was a bank account. A hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived. And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy...you just hoped nobody found out.
Jeanette Currie "Rhino Saviour" Save our Rhino's - 11 years, 20 days ago

Falling in love when lonely is a lot like shopping when hungry, you end up with a bunch of shit you don't need.
Jeanette Currie "Rhino Saviour" Save our Rhino's - 11 years, 20 days ago

PISSING TIPS "FOR REAL MEN"

a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too close to someone, they will think that you are gay. If you stand too far away from someone, they will think that you think that they are gay.

b. Three shakes only. Two is unhygienic, four is a wank.

c. If you fart, say "Whooaa, what a ripper!"

d. Don't look. Real men never compare sizes.

e. Never use the drying machines or the towels. Walking out with wet hands into the bar looks like the condensation off at least six pitchers.
Jeanette Currie "Rhino Saviour" Save our Rhino's - 11 years, 20 days ago

if everyone in the world smoked weed at the same time, then there would be world peace for 2 hours.
Jeanette Currie "Rhino Saviour" Save our Rhino's - 11 years, 21 days ago

Little girl walks past her mom and dads bedroom door and looks in the key hole, and says to herself " AND I GET YELLED AT FOR SUCKING MY THUMB"
Jeanette Currie "Rhino Saviour" Save our Rhino's - 11 years, 21 days ago