THREE VAMPIRES
Three vampires went into a bar and sat down.
The barmaid came over to take their orders.
And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?
The first vampire said, I'll have a mug of blood.
The second vampire said, I'll have a mug of blood.
The third vampire shook his head at his companions
and said, I will have a glass of plasma.
The barmaid wrote down each order,
went to the bar and called to the bartender,
Two bloods and a blood light!

victor odell "NFS 4 now" Ferocious - 13 years, 1 month, 26 days ago

Witch, Witch

Witch witch, where do you fly?
Under the clouds and over the sky.

Witch, witch, what do you eat?
Little black apples from Hurricane Street.

Witch, witch, what do you drink?
Vinegar and good red ink.

Witch, witch, where do you sleep?
Up in the clouds where the pillows are cheap.


victor odell "NFS 4 now" Ferocious - 13 years, 1 month, 27 days ago

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best
night and day to make you like everybody else
means to fight the hardest battle
any human being can fight
and never stop fighting.
victor odell "NFS 4 now" Ferocious - 13 years, 2 months, 4 days ago

If you ever drop your keys into a pool of lava, forget about them, cuz man, they're gone.
victor odell "NFS 4 now" Ferocious - 13 years, 2 months, 4 days ago

This Is What I posted on my Friends hp profile even though she removed her hp profile,they won't remove her & I bought her to prove she's still being sold even tho she requested all info be removed,now she can't access her things anymore nor write them here because the only email for them she can find won't work.:

This User is a friend of mine & has closed down her account a few days ago & as you see it is still here & being sold,she has tried to contact HP's to completely remove this page but no known email works,so I am acting as her friend letting HP's know that she knows her page is still here & she is still being Exploited here & wants her HP's page removed completely as she requested.This is NOT right,She Wanted to leave here & hp's said they removed her profile,So why did they lie to her? PLEASE DON'T BUY MY FRIEND (blondcherokee)-REPORT THAT THEY ARE STILL USING HER IMAGE & PROFILE TO ACT AS IF SHE IS STILL HERE & SHE IS NOT WHICH WAS HER CHOICE-Why if you told them to delete your HP's profile & they didn't? how would you feel? Makes me wonder if I should have came here,yet if I had not I would not have seen my Friends account still open,being sold & used as if her request DID NOT MATTER... Do the right thing HP's DELETE HER INFO-QUIT SELLING MY FRIEND-& REMOVE HER INFO AS SHE REQUESTED!!!!
victor odell "NFS 4 now" Ferocious - 13 years, 2 months, 5 days ago