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Travel photographer by night, IT consultant by day. I spend far too much time in airports. Also I'm probably not 100% sane, or even 50%... I like hats. I think the decline in civilisation in intrinsically linked to the decline in hat wearing. Think about it, when everyone wore a hat, things were much nicer and as a nation we achieved so much more. We pretty much ruled the world, manufactured everything, exported lots of things, then everyone stopped wearing hats and started wearing baseball caps and the whole country fell apart. Save the country. Wear a hat.

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And another thing! If you want to find something historical, you dig down, into the ground... A little ways down and you find Roman ruins, a bit further, Vikings, very deep, dinosaurs and what not. Why is all the history underground? Where the hell did all the mud come from? Really?! Was the planet significantly smaller when dinosaurs roamed free? Is that why the fossils all look the same in every country, because the planet was tiny then? You know what I think? Well I'll tell you anyway and as you're still reading I assume you want to find out.... I think that the mud comes from all the hats no one is wearing anymore!