I love the fact that Earth Day is 2 days after 4/20...First we smoke the plants. Then 2 days later we get to plant some new ones for next year.
Lynne "Lynne" - 12 years, 9 months, 5 days ago

There's nothing better than sitting on the couch in your underwear. I'm going to enjoy this until the department store security guys show up.
Lynne "Lynne" - 12 years, 9 months, 6 days ago

To the fool who decided a 1 inch Snickers bar should b called 'fun size' --SERIOUSLY when was the last time anything an inch long was fun!?!
Lynne "Lynne" - 12 years, 9 months, 6 days ago

I lost the bar trivia contest last night by one point. The last question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently the correct answer is, Fiji.
Lynne "Lynne" - 12 years, 9 months, 6 days ago

To impress a woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, protect her, support her. How to impress a man: Show up naked with a beer.Ha Ha Ha :P
Lynne "Lynne" - 12 years, 9 months, 10 days ago