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Evasive
"Minx's Pet"
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swang1000 , 62/Male
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| Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
| Local time: | 2:53 AM |
| Join date: | 13 years, 6 months, 13 days ago |
| Location: | Boort Australia
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| "screw cupid" |
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About me:
what you see is what you get, no more games please, it is what it is
and what is wrong with just being held
this onion has many layers
must love to dance
A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world
a friend is the person who knows all about you, and still likes you
ladies if you act like a princess don't bother,This differs to if you like being treated like a princess if you are after money go to the bank for a loan
and if you are hung up on age most women do not age as gracefully as men, now if any of these are not you and you have not been offended please continue
InMemorium With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote The Hokey Pokey, died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started
"One day you're gonna ask me whose life is more important? Yours or mine, I will say mine and you'll walk away never knowing you are my life"
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About you:
honest reliable trustworthy must like dancing take pride in their apperance, enjoy time 1 on 1, a like minded person on same wave lenth would be nice to
Corduroy pillows are making headlines
It takes a long time to grow an old friend
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
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| Looking for: | Friendship and dating |
| Orientation: | Straight
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swang1000's tales
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how long till justin bieber to turns 27 ? just a thought ..... ; )
swang1000 "Minx's Pet" Evasive
- 13 years, 5 months, 2 days ago
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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So...what'll it be?" The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other." The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for . a good mate." The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that fuckin' map!"
swang1000 "Minx's Pet" Evasive
- 13 years, 5 months, 3 days ago
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Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs .........
swang1000 "Minx's Pet" Evasive
- 13 years, 5 months, 3 days ago
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I lost the bar trivia contest last night by one point. The last question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently the correct answer is, Fiji.....
swang1000 "Minx's Pet" Evasive
- 13 years, 5 months, 3 days ago
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!
swang1000 "Minx's Pet" Evasive
- 13 years, 5 months, 17 days ago
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