About me:
I wear a hat. I have a brain the size of a small planet, and ego to match. My spelling is terrible. I am almost always lost. I am a hobby magician, a photographer of burlesque dancers, a reader of philosophy, a drinker of fine red wines. I can come across as cold, but am a creature of strong emotions who takes things far much to heart. My humor is mostly very dry – I take strong offence at homophobia, racism, and stupidity. I collect – hats, walking canes, people, and the corner of shadows. In friends and pets I seek Intelligence, beauty, creativity or wit. I am mostly happy to excuse the lack of one or two of these traits as long as there is an excess in the others.
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