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Lora Thrasher
Lora Thrasher owns this human at 500000 points.
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"Stolen Cage"



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299792458ms , 37/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:9:11 AM
Join date:8 years, 10 months, 12 days ago
Location: Mars South Africa

""Get busy living, or get busy dying""
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Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Princes and Princesses
Herds: Cute Butt, ~sexylicious~, ♥Discerning Erotica♥, Natural beauty remedies♥, sexiest pet on HP contest, Playground Laced with *Arsenic*
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It's SHARK Season again!!
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299792458ms "Stolen Cage" - 6 years, 8 months, 17 days ago
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This is pretty cool. Click on pic to view full size. Then focus on the red dot for 10 seconds and then look at a white wall quickly and blink your eyes fast
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299792458ms "Stolen Cage" - 8 years ago
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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"
299792458ms "Stolen Cage" - 8 years, 28 days ago
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A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.

Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.

Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"

He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.

"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
299792458ms "Stolen Cage" - 8 years, 28 days ago
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This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk to...its kind of personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."
299792458ms "Stolen Cage" - 8 years, 28 days ago
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Melusine

~ good day sunshine ~ You have been given ~ good day sunshine ~.
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Melusine "Frisky Devil" Mnemosyne - 9 months, 10 days ago
Madam Maraschino

Peeking in at you.. You have been given Peeking in at you...
Crafted by Orpheus
Madam Maraschino "Snork" Calm - 9 months, 12 days ago
Mango sorbet

Shhh, I'm hiding! You have been given Shhh, I'm hiding!.
Crafted by Jan
Mango sorbet "Sweet taste" Tick tick tick tock - 9 months, 14 days ago
Sally
..or this. A sunrise breakfast or a sunset dinner. Your choice, lol
a sunrise breakfast date ~ You have been given a sunrise breakfast date ~.
Crafted by Ammy
Sally "NightSong" Let my soul smile to my heart - 9 months, 15 days ago
Good Afternoon 299792458ms - have a great day! =)
Have A Fantastic Day You have been given Have A Fantastic Day.
Crafted by Fran
Unknown "LaurieIOIO" See my new account plz - 9 months, 15 days ago
Sally
TGIF!
Friday! Friday! Ya! Ya! Ya! You have been given Friday! Friday! Ya! Ya! Ya!.
Crafted by Unknown
Sally "NightSong" Let my soul smile to my heart - 9 months, 15 days ago
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