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Dan
"Monkey Trouble"



Name:
Dan , 39/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:7:25 AM
Join date:13 years, 11 months, 25 days ago
Location: United States

About me:
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas I have no idea.
About you:
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Dan's tales
Dan
A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!" The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!" The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses..."
Dan "Monkey Trouble" - 13 years, 11 months, 18 days ago
Dan
one night i broke 3-4 ribs with a water balloon
Dan "Monkey Trouble" - 13 years, 11 months, 18 days ago
Dan
does anyone even really read these things?
Dan "Monkey Trouble" - 13 years, 11 months, 18 days ago
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graceandrew

Hello
My name is miss grace.I am a female I was impressed when i saw your profile today,i became interested in you,i will also like to know more about you mean while i have something important to discussed with you,and I will like to established a long lasting relationship with you.and if you can write to me with my contact address,i will give you my pictures,this is my address( graceandrew001@yahoo.com )I believe we can move from here i am Awaiting for your reply,please contact me directly with my address ( graceandrew001@yahoo.com )distance or colour does not matter but what matters allot is love,please dont write to me in the site
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graceandrew - 13 years, 10 months, 14 days ago
Brandi
Welcome to HP :)
Just Sitting On Your Page You have been given Just Sitting On Your Page.
Crafted by Denise Rose
Brandi "My Amazing Lady" - 13 years, 11 months, 14 days ago
Ninja Kitty
lol hello
Ninja Kitty "Ninja Kitty" destroyer - 13 years, 11 months, 18 days ago
Ninja Kitty

Gropey Paws You have been given Gropey Paws.
Crafted by Vivien
Ninja Kitty "Ninja Kitty" destroyer - 13 years, 11 months, 23 days ago
Ninja Kitty
welcome Dan..
Ninja Kitty "Ninja Kitty" destroyer - 13 years, 11 months, 24 days ago
LeChat
Welcome
LeChat Curious - 13 years, 11 months, 24 days ago
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Dan's shop
Dan's Stand

I sell random stuff and even take reqests

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