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"Monkey Trouble"

Name:	Dan , 39/Male
Last login:	over 3 weeks ago
Local time:	11:12 AM
Join date:	13 years, 4 months, 17 days ago
Location:	United States


About me: One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas I have no idea.
About you:
Looking for:	Friendship and dating
Orientation:	Straight

Dan's tales

A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!" The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!" The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses..."
Dan "Monkey Trouble" - 13 years, 4 months, 10 days ago

one night i broke 3-4 ribs with a water balloon
Dan "Monkey Trouble" - 13 years, 4 months, 10 days ago

does anyone even really read these things?
Dan "Monkey Trouble" - 13 years, 4 months, 10 days ago

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graceandrew - 13 years, 3 months, 6 days ago