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"Monkey Trouble"
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Dan , 39/Male
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Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
Local time: | 7:25 AM |
Join date: | 13 years, 11 months, 25 days ago |
Location: | United States
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About me:
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas I have no idea.
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Looking for: | Friendship and dating |
Orientation: | Straight
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Dan's tales
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A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!" The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!" The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses..."
Dan "Monkey Trouble"
- 13 years, 11 months, 18 days ago
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one night i broke 3-4 ribs with a water balloon
Dan "Monkey Trouble"
- 13 years, 11 months, 18 days ago
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does anyone even really read these things?
Dan "Monkey Trouble"
- 13 years, 11 months, 18 days ago
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Dan's Stand
I sell random stuff and even take reqests
Most recent customers:
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Hotrod
"My Wild Thing"
355586 pts
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Meh
M Diver
"My Enigma x"
1050000 pts
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abc
"pervy pervtardo"
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