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"wife no 36"
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Kelly Ryder, 40/Female
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| Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
| Local time: | 12:30 PM |
| Join date: | 13 years, 11 months, 9 days ago |
| Location: | United Kingdom
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About me:
I am a woman so please remember whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.
Now Men... Men are like a fine wine They begin as grapes, and
it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn
into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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About you:
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| Looking for: | Friendship |
| Orientation: | Unspecified
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Kelly's tales
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big big thank you to my cute owner Red for my gorgeous layout page he is so helpful and lovely MWAH MWAH MWAH
Kelly Ryder "wife no 36"
- 13 years, 11 months, 7 days ago
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Needless to say I am type 9 of those girlfriends below
Kelly Ryder "wife no 36"
- 13 years, 11 months, 8 days ago
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Girlfriend type 9 of 9 Ms. Dreamgirl "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now!" Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous Advantages: Funny, intelligent, uninhibited Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you
Kelly Ryder "wife no 36"
- 13 years, 11 months, 8 days ago
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Girlfriend type 8 of 9 Woman from Mars "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship." Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud
Kelly Ryder "wife no 36"
- 13 years, 11 months, 8 days ago
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Girlfriend type 7 of 9 Huffy "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at." Also known as: No Fun, Humorless Prig, Cold fish, Chilly Proposition, Iceberg, Snarly Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you Disadvantages: You will have no friends
Kelly Ryder "wife no 36"
- 13 years, 11 months, 8 days ago
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