My priority is real life, that's why i make such a lousy owner ;)

My owner isn't in HP much so we get on really well, even if you felt like spending such a stupid amount of points to buy me, please don't, as i am likely to escape and my owner will get me back :) otherwise it's great to be meeting so many nice people, have fun out there ;)
E T "♥ RIP ET ♥" WOOF ! - 13 years, 4 months, 9 days ago

Tequila gets a new look :)
E T "♥ RIP ET ♥" WOOF ! - 13 years, 5 months, 9 days ago

My Life in Second Life, with Tequila my virtual partner :) and Conan our virtual Rotty
E T "♥ RIP ET ♥" WOOF ! - 13 years, 5 months, 17 days ago

Everything Has a Gender

Apples are Female - the best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for them as they're afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Wine is Male - it begins as a grape, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of it until it turns into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Ziploc Bags are Male - they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female - once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male - it goes bald and it is often over-inflated.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male - to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it (of course, there's the hot air part, too).

Sponges are Female - they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

A Web Page is Female - it is always getting hit on.

A Subway is Male - it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female - over time the weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer is Male - it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it is handy to have around.

A Remote Control is Female - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

A Water Faucet is Female - it can turn hot or cold in just a matter of moments.

A Safety Pin is Male - it is often useful in an emergency.

A Foreign Movie is Female - it is not always completely understood.

A Computer is Female - even your smallest mistakes are stored in memory.

E T "♥ RIP ET ♥" WOOF ! - 13 years, 6 months, 2 days ago

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

E T "♥ RIP ET ♥" WOOF ! - 13 years, 6 months, 2 days ago