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Lonely
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Ricky's tales
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A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTTWEILER "JESUS".
Ricky Lonely
- 12 years, 4 months, 23 days ago
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Hehehehehe funny
Ricky Lonely
- 12 years, 4 months, 24 days ago
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Dear Karma, do you think you could check your list again? I'm thinking you have me confused with someone else.
Ricky Lonely
- 13 years, 7 months, 11 days ago
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The true love of my life
Ricky Lonely
- 13 years, 7 months, 27 days ago
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There was an old man of Madras / Whose balls were made of fine brass. / So in stormy weather / They both clanged together / And sparks flew out of his arse
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- 13 years, 8 months, 4 days ago
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