Happy with my owner, steal me and I may flee! ;)
I am not actually Batman, but we have so much in common I use his photo. There are a few differences, I am not a billionaire playboy or a masked vigilante but those are minor.
I love to dance, but have almost no training. I love martial arts but would never get into a fight. I love all four legged furry critters, it's the two-legged ones I keep my eyes on...
Life can be boring, I wanna have fun!
So, who's with me?