This guy gets on a bus to his new job and everyday sees this gorgeous nun sitting in the same chair. He flirts with her everyday, but to no avail.
One day he gets on the bus and she Isn't on the bus and he sits down with a little disappointment. Seeing him so glum the bus driver calls him over and offers him some advice. "If you want to get in her panties this is what you will have to do. Every Sunday night she goes to the cemetery to lay flowers at her parents graves."
"Get there early and set up some huuuge spotlights and dress in a white robe and get a blonde wig. Soon as she is kneeling, hit the lights and say 'I am your lord! give yourself to me!' and she will submit!"
So the guy thanks the driver and makes preparations for this upcoming Sunday. Lo and behold, there she is like clock work. He waits for her to kneel and hits his spot lights.
"I am your lord! give yourself to me!" the nun responds "I must remain pure for God so I can only do anal my lord" He responds "That's fine lets carry on"
After the deed is done the guy springs up and says "Ha ha! I'm the guy from the bus! I got you anyways!" at this time the nun slowly stands up and turns around and says "I know...I'm the bus driver. Ha HA!"
Rachel "bataille cicatri" Playful
- 12 years, 8 months, 3 days ago
