Sticks and stones my break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. So tie me up and throw me down and show me how you like me. ;)
mel "Magnificent Mel" Cheeky - 13 years, 10 months, 28 days ago

If u woke up & saw me in your bed would u?
1 Go back to sleep.
2 Tell me to leave.
3 Cuddle me.
4 Have sex with me.
5 Make me breakfast.
6 Call the cops.
mel "Magnificent Mel" Cheeky - 13 years, 10 months, 28 days ago

***I'd like to make the following toast to all the girls: to all the great men who have us, to all the losers who had us and to all of those who wish they had us

***Just coz I get PMS doesn't make me a psycho bitch..It simply means that it's the 1 time of the month I will actually tell u how much of an asshole u really are!

***a women's' mind is like a Rubik's cube, you can NEVER solve it!!

***Men created fire...But Women learnt how to play with it
mel "Magnificent Mel" Cheeky - 13 years, 10 months, 28 days ago

SIGN ON SIDE OF THE ROAD READS: CAUTION Men at work - Seriously? Women work all the time but men need signs when they do it?? I guess they need the validation!
mel "Magnificent Mel" Cheeky - 13 years, 10 months, 28 days ago

wonders if Mr Right exists? So far she has only met Mr Player, Mr Psycho, Mr Egotistical, Mr Cheap, Mr Arrogant, Mr User & Mr Big Fat Liar
mel "Magnificent Mel" Cheeky - 13 years, 10 months, 28 days ago