The FA have released a limited edition England strip.In the place of the three lions, there are three tampons.A spokesman said "This is to relfect the worst period they've ever had"

phil "My ex ownie :) " Cheeky - 14 years, 5 months, 17 days ago

If Only John Terry Had Shagged Robert Greens Bird capello has come out and said thatthe whole squad is behind Robert Green. After the other night..... thats probably a good place to stand.
phil "My ex ownie :) " Cheeky - 14 years, 5 months, 24 days ago

the last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was guy fawkes!!!!!
phil "My ex ownie :) " Cheeky - 14 years, 7 months, 1 day ago

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

phil "My ex ownie :) " Cheeky - 14 years, 7 months, 8 days ago

thought it about time to show myself at last as most people knew it was me anyway
phil "My ex ownie :) " Cheeky - 14 years, 7 months, 11 days ago