last time when i in sec sch, my best friend also my gina tow tell me be lifeguard good... becos everyday can see girls in bikini swimming, sometimes if you wish, can purposely swim behind the girl and see until shiok shiok...
i had no interest in studying, so i decided to quit sch and be lifeguard... last time really si buay song, just by seeing girls in bikini made me happy... once a girl drowned so i dived in to save her... end up i did CPR on her and got to press on her breast hard hard to revive her... press until i really super happy but too bad cannot revive becos my colleague say i press wrong part, but it doesn't matter la... i believe that it was god's will she died, afterall why did she drown when i was on duty???
anyway, the pay damn low and everyday kana sit under hot sun, sit until my arms and legs black black but my body still white white becos the shade not big enough... end up make me look like some kind of penguin...
once about a few months ago, i met my friend who introduced me the job as lifeguard, he told me that security guard job si buay song, everyday after shopping center close, i go in and sleep until morning then end of month receive pay... he even tell me that at nite sometimes good to take roller blade and blade around becos sometimes will pick up handphone also... very good 1 becos can take and sell
so i go and apply to be security guard... becos the pay damn high for doing nothing... but i kana condo security guard, the job is day job and damn boring although got aircon... my role and responsibilities consists of only pressing the button to bring up the barrier to allow cars to enter the car park.
but becos the job damn boring, i kept on falling asleep and eventually got sacked... i just met my friend, the same guy, earlier today, and told him my story...
that knn guy now tell me to go home and grow a CB so that i can go geylang and sell... he got degree, i sch drop out and he laugh at me... SO SAD RIGHT!!! haii... what should i do now???
>> i have interest in handphone, everytime got new handphone come out very song 1... nowadays handphone can surf internet, bet soccer and watch porno online... so i went to open handphone shop... but eventually i realise that people won't sell latest phones and i keep on buying those super duper old handphones, the screen still monochrome black and white kind...
now i got super duper alot of models that i tell students nowadays they laugh at me tell me i trying to bluff them becos i uncle trying to cheat small kid... actually is becos when the phone released into the market, they haven't born yet...
i really going to die already... work this work that, always got problem... maybe i should go thailand get sex operation come singapore at least i got something to sell... :(
jeRrRKKKK! xxx