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Stephen Deacon
Stephen Deacon owns this human at 1050 points.
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Jynx
"The Darker Side"



Name:
Jynx , 47/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:8:35 AM
Join date:15 years, 1 day ago
Location: Ontario Canada

About me:
Ask and find out. I don't care who owns me, but please don't raise my points too high or I will escape. Don't forget to thumb everyone on my page when you visit!
About you:
Don't really care. I like people who are friendly and don't take this game too seriously. Don't ask me for my msn.
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Unspecified
Herds: † Pet Cemetery †
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Jynx "The Darker Side" Curious - 13 years, 25 days ago
Jynx

Jynx "The Darker Side" Curious - 13 years, 1 month, 7 days ago
Jynx
BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER: Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

—— Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem
Jynx "The Darker Side" Curious - 13 years, 1 month, 14 days ago
Jynx
wow. it's been almost 3 weeks since I've been on here :(
What can I say? Life's busy....but I'm still alive
Jynx "The Darker Side" Curious - 13 years, 4 months, 28 days ago
Jynx


Poor dog... A must watch!
Jynx "The Darker Side" Curious - 13 years, 6 months, 1 day ago
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T-VIRUS
i hope you are well, did you know my cat is named after you.? yes.... Jynx is his name.. got him about 6 months ago.. i say hijynx because he is always up to that.
Carne Asada You have been given Carne Asada.
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T-VIRUS "todd" burning up - 11 years, 9 months, 10 days ago
T-VIRUS
on your birthday....
limitless imaginations You have been given limitless imaginations.
Crafted by T-VIRUS
T-VIRUS "todd" burning up - 11 years, 10 months, 7 days ago
Stephen Deacon
Ello my pet, just wanted to stop by and say Hi :)
Stephen Deacon Lonely - 12 years, 2 months, 5 days ago
Anthon Alleny
Good to be noticed!
I Kill You - Oh, Happy Hollidays You have been given I Kill You - Oh, Happy Hollidays.
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Anthon Alleny "Delphin" - 12 years, 11 months, 2 days ago
T-VIRUS
first three songs, i swear....big hook.
industrial bliss You have been given industrial bliss.
Crafted by Unknown
T-VIRUS "todd" burning up - 13 years, 25 days ago
Stephen Deacon
That's no problem. You always welcome to my page.
Stephen Deacon Lonely - 13 years, 25 days ago
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