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Kazie
"sexy thing"



Name:
Kazie , 35/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:6:41 PM
Join date:14 years, 9 months, 24 days ago
Location: Virginia United States

"A Kamikazie Shot Gone Wrong..."
About me:
I'm very random...enough said. I'm a music director at WVCW, VCU's Independent Radio Station (wvcw.org). Currently attending VCU, not sure on a major just yet. I also work at a hospital in the ED as a secretary/security...yes, I see dead people daily. Like meeting new people, trying new things out of the ordinary, and basically enjoying life. Just leave the B.S. at the door when you enter my domain...that's all I ask. Want more? Just Ask!
About you:
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds: The Official Fan Club of Swiss!
Kazie's tales
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Kazie
You Know You Have Been Drinking When...

You are driving down the local Interstate to somewhere at around 12:30 pm and decide it is a good idea to get out of the car. So you stop in the middle of the Interstate and get out and stretch a little bit.

It feels great right? Then all of a sudden shockingly another car approaches you at 60 MPH and collides with your left leg; It now has a gash and starts turning purple. Great way to end you night huh?

Don't be stupid. Don't drive drunk...or you could end up like this idiot. Not me, my newest patient. :)
Kazie "sexy thing" Ferocious - 14 years, 28 days ago
Kazie
You Know You Have Been Drinking When...

You go to a bar where they had almost ANY ALCOHOL you can think of all for 2 bucks a glass or shot....and took advantage of it with 20 bucks to spend. Then go to clubs and have a couple more and to top it all off: strip club.

Welcome to my friend's bachelor's party lol.
Kazie "sexy thing" Ferocious - 14 years, 1 month, 25 days ago
Kazie
You Know You Have Been Drinking When...

You order 4 shots of Smirnoff Apple Vodka, 2 Wild Punches, a shot of Tequila, a shot of Hypnotiq, a glass of Miller Lite, and a Wild Berry Margarita with the combination of fries, mozzarella sticks, and chicken tenders....all for around 30 BUCKS!!!

Who feels like a champion? YOU DO! :D
Kazie "sexy thing" Ferocious - 14 years, 2 months, 18 days ago
Kazie
Setting: I was giving blood and my friend told me about this Asian chick that was afraid of the needles. The nurse was getting ready to insert the needled and she was watching. My friend was in the other chair waiting...

Me: Your talking about her right?
Mike: Yeah, that's her. She said she freaking out about how big the needle is.
Me: That's what she said?
Mike: haha...yeah.
Me: Watch this.
Nurse: Ready?
Me: Yes, ma'am.
(inserts needle, I act like I was freaking out!)
Me: Oh GOD! Argh! (Slams head on bed, acting like I'm dead)
(Asian chick FREAKS! Runs outside)
Mike: Very convincing sir.
Me: It's what I do.
Nurse: You guys are so wrong, haha.
Me: Nah, just stupid. :)
Kazie "sexy thing" Ferocious - 14 years, 2 months, 25 days ago
Kazie
You Know Your a True Friend When...

You go to your friends house and help clean it in exchange for hookah, alcohol, and a good times with other friends and new ones made. Plus, a place to crash to prepare for the next day...but mostly for the hookah. :)
Kazie "sexy thing" Ferocious - 14 years, 3 months, 2 days ago
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sercy
Hello
My name is miss comfort.I am a female I was impressed when i saw your profile today,i became interested in you,i will also like to know more about you mean while i have something important to discussed with you,and I will like to established a long lasting relationship with you.and if you can write to me with my contact address,i will give you my pictures,this is my address( comfortandrew78@yahoo.com.sg )I believe we can move from here i am Awaiting for your reply,please contact me directly with my address ( comfortandrew78@yahoo.com.sg ) distance or colour does not matter but what matters allot is love,please dont write to me in the siteyyyyyyyyi
sercy - 13 years, 11 months, 9 days ago
Swiss
and as usual, another fantastic tale haha
Swiss Serene - 14 years, 2 months, 13 days ago
Swiss
and your latest tale is friggin hilarious.
Swiss Serene - 14 years, 2 months, 23 days ago
Swiss
dude, the picture with you hugging the dragon cracks me up every time.
Swiss Serene - 14 years, 2 months, 24 days ago
Swiss

don't leave home without it You have been given don't leave home without it.
Crafted by Ky
Swiss Serene - 14 years, 2 months, 25 days ago
Jenny Lynn
lol. love your name. yeah, some chick bought you, then apparently swiss bought you. if you want me to buy you back lemme know.
Jenny Lynn "JENeralHospital" Loving life and love my Inari :) - 14 years, 5 months, 21 days ago
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