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mike the monkey
mike the monkey owns this human at 19088 points.
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mike the monkey
mike the monkey
"mr fun "



Name:
mike the monkey, 39/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:6:31 AM
Join date:15 years, 3 months, 1 day ago
Location: Glenrothes United Kingdom

"new here"
About me:
hi, im a open minded guy, im into punk and metal music, as well as other types music, i like motorbikes and race them, always had a motorbike ever since i was 4, i like horror and sci-fi movies like saw and cube, will update more soon, feel free to ask me anything you like, will try to answer any question
About you:
would like to meet intresting open minded people, so if you would like to chat, drop me a message
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Bi
Herds: GOTH and METAL HEADS, The Alternative Society Herd
Naughty
mike the monkey
mike the monkey
"mr fun "
19088 pts
mike's tales
mike the monkey
This is fun to do. Read the 'offence' and if you've done it you owe that fine..
You don't have to confess ya answers just the amount of the fine. NOTE fines to be answered once not for how many times you've done it...
Smoked weed £10
Done acid or e'z £5
Had sex @ church £25
Woke up nxt to a stranger £40
Had sex we someone on myspace, facebook or bebo £25
Sex for money £100
Shagged a puerto rican £10
Vandalised something £20
Shagged on parents bed £10
Beat someone up £20
Been jumped £10
Cross dressed £10
Paid a stripper £25
Been in lv we a stripper £25
Kissed a stranger 10p
Hit someone of same sex @ work £15
Drove drunk £20
Got drunk @ work or gone in still drunk £50
Used toys durin sex £30
Got drunk passed out n don't remember a thing £20
Skinny dipped £5
Had sex in pool £20
Kissed someone of same sex £10
Cheated on partner £10
Slept we someone same sex £20
Masturbated £10
Cheated on partner with close friend or family member £20
Gave oral £5
Recieved oral £5
Gave or recieved oral in vehicle whilst movin £25
Stole £10
Had sex we someone in jail £25
Made a homemade nasty vid or pics £15
Threesome £50
Sex in public £20
Been in same roon whilst someone havin sex £25
Stole somet worth over a hundred pound £20
Had sex with someone ten yrs older than You £20
Been in lv we 2 or more people at once £50
said You loved someone and lied £25
Streaked £5
Streaked in daylight £15
Been arrested £5
Been in jail £15
Pissed in pool 50p
Played spin bottle £5
Regretted somethin £20
Shagged best m8 £20
Had sex with work m8 £25
Anal sex £80
Lied to a friend £5
Lied to m8 bout sex bein good £25
Tally it all up @ put on your status my fine is £485.30!
mike the monkey "mr fun " Naughty - 14 years, 10 months, 18 days ago
mike the monkey
thats me home after a weekend out racing,
set my best lap time of the season,
tho also had a bit of a tank slapper and twisted my wrist and hip, lol
well i think thats my last race for the season
mike the monkey "mr fun " Naughty - 15 years, 2 months, 5 days ago
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grace andrew
by grace
Hello, how are you doing? i hope fine and all is good to you,am miss grace,Nice to meet u dear i want to be your friend , kindly indicate your interest in me by sending mail me here my private email ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com ) so my photos will send you ok. Thanks and a nice day'''''(grace) ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com )
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