Arrrr! What a week! Since I did sail home from me last adventure, I was expecting lazy days n' calm waters. This not be me fate, though. I've been running around like mad, attemptin' to stop a thousand leaky holes from sinkin' me ship! I barely be havin' the time I need ta be doin' what I need ta be doin', much less stoppin' by here! I do be missin' you all. I hope yer post-holiday season has been more placid and fun than me own.
A Stone Named Boy "ninja kitteh" Daring - 10 years, 3 months, 17 days ago

I have finally returned to me lair! I did set sail for home yesterday, Jan th 2nd at 1917, from the Windy City, or Chicago as many like to call it, and I did reach the home in the mountains (it be in Idaho) today at 1930! That's right lads n' lasses! I did sail through icy storms cold enough to freeze ye bones, howlin' winds fit to tear flesh from bone, n' lands so strange n' beautiful ye'd not believe even I where I to simply describe 'em to ye. I sailed a full 24 hours upon the western lands o' adventure, without a stop ta rest me head. It's because I do have the stamina ta go n' go (ladies!)! N' plenty o determination to boot! I'll admit, it twasn't the most sensible course o' action, but I be a man o' iron will n' fortitude, if not always be have'n enough sense in me head to fill a sock.

But harbor sweet harbor! I be home. Now I don'na need that shoddy electrical do-hicky they call a "smartphone" ta communicate on HP no more. Good riddance! Twas better when everyone had ta communicate by parrot anyways.

I have so much ta be tellin' ya about me adventure across the barren Midwest, but I do be thinkin' I need ta be hitting the bunk. Me bones be needen ta warm up after such an adventure in the frozen wastelands o' America, n' it takes some time ta warm them up when ye be sleepin' alone!
A Stone Named Boy "ninja kitteh" Daring - 10 years, 3 months, 25 days ago

As a new day dawns, with it comes a new year. I hope all of ye lads n lasses do be waking up to a wonderful morning/afternoon after a night o celebratin' n good times! I hope ye all were able to end the night wit' a chest full o' plunder! I meself enjoyed a night o' flavorful beverages n tasty food, along with tall tales n hearty laughter wit' me cousins and fellow pirates. I still be sailin' on the high seas o adventure, but in a day I shalt be setting sail once again for home. When I do be gettin' there, I will finally be able to once again have reliable access to a vessel worthy o' sailin the high seas o' the ocean of the internet! Then ye all will be havin' ta be puttin' up wit more o me! Tis be hard sailin' on the digital seas in this leaky dingy o' a cell phone.

Once again, Happy New Year ta ye all!
A Stone Named Boy "ninja kitteh" Daring - 10 years, 3 months, 28 days ago

What a day o' adventure me laddies n' lassies! For some post-Christmas shenanagiens, I did team up with me uncle and exploring we did go! Many a tavern we did visit, some where we were regaled with excitin' tales of villians n heroes, and yet at others where me uncle did produce his windy harmonica and play many a lively tune fer us all. I wish I could go into greater detail, me hearties, but this tiny portable phone I be using be low on battery, and high on malfunction! It do be keepin me from much plunder! Arrr, I do miss the good old days o' the reliable parrot network, or magical ninja networks!
A Stone Named Boy "ninja kitteh" Daring - 10 years, 4 months, 3 days ago

Well, a Merry Christmas to you, me hearties! I hope your plundering this day has been rich and bountiful! I did survive my travels from the land of Idaho to Chicago, though I did be laid seige by mighty storms along the way. Ice, wind, hail and snow! None of these could stop I, nor my sailing vessel, though many a wreck I did pass. All were beyond this pirate ninja kitty's ability to help. But when I did at long last arrive in Chicago, days after setting out on me journey, I was greated most heartedly by family! Tis been good times since then. I do be short on aquiring booty and plunder, however. May have to sail the lands around Chicago during the celebrations of the New Year before I do set sail for the west once again. If in ye be around fer the seasons, me hearties, give the captain a shout, and we can sail together fer a time and plunder some booty!

I do be hoping you all do be having a safe an exciting Christmas Day. If ya don't be celebrating it, then I be hoping you do have a safe an exciting holiday season! Harharharrr!
A Stone Named Boy "ninja kitteh" Daring - 10 years, 4 months, 4 days ago