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Matt Hackett



Name:
Matt Hackett, 40/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:8:36 PM
Join date:15 years, 4 months, 21 days ago
Location: Goose Bay Canada

About me:
Originally from Newfoundland, now living in Labrador... with the Military, will not tell my trade unless i really know you.... Enjoy walking with my dog, hunting, fishing, pretty much anything outdoors. Play a lot of sports, mostly hockey, i am a goalie.... Love riding my bike, ya that's my Ninja 600 in the photo..... any thing else just ask
About you:
Don't matter
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
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Matt's tales
Matt Hackett
Unknown

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read.

One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book. Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to herself, "Is this guy blind or what?"
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
"But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that I will charge you with rape," snaps the irate woman.
"I didn't even touch you," grouses the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true ... but you have all the equipment..."

Moral: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read!


Matt Hackett Carefree - 15 years, 4 months, 20 days ago
Matt Hackett
Unknown

A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.
After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While
Doing so he asked her,
"Do you know what I am doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or
Dermatological abnormalities."
"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts.
"Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer."
"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his
Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked,
"Do you know what I am doing now?"
"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came
here in the first place."

Matt Hackett Carefree - 15 years, 4 months, 20 days ago
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katebaby
Hello
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katebaby "kit kat" - 14 years, 4 months, 19 days ago
Robyn Jessica
trinity bay , and yourself ?
Robyn Jessica Newfie<3 - 15 years, 4 months, 17 days ago
Robyn Jessica
wooo! i loveeee seeing newfies on here as well :) !
leaving you some love♥ You have been given leaving you some love♥.
Crafted by Andi
Robyn Jessica Newfie<3 - 15 years, 4 months, 18 days ago
Maria
Have a good night, Matt! :)
A Good Night Kiss You have been given A Good Night Kiss.
Crafted by Unknown
Maria "Muy Caliente!" Sexy - 15 years, 4 months, 18 days ago
Evon Yves
Hiya Matt :) Welcome to HP!~
Thumbed all your posts. x
A walk on the beach. You have been given A walk on the beach..
Crafted by Unknown
Evon Yves Sleepy - 15 years, 4 months, 18 days ago
Maria
Doing my part as an owner :)
Thumbed  all your pages You have been given Thumbed all your pages.
Crafted by Hany
Maria "Muy Caliente!" Sexy - 15 years, 4 months, 19 days ago
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