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Zombie Twatz
Zombie Twatz
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Zombie Twatz, 38/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:5:59 AM
Join date:15 years, 5 months, 1 day ago
Location: Miami Beach United States

"Brains. Nao."
About me:
I don't bite. You CAN send me a messie. I just may not reply. But what's the harm in trying?

I DO have a sense of humor you know. I can laugh. I can smile. My humor is odd at times. BUT I AM FUNNY DAMN IT!

Do do doooooooooo...

I have a blog. You can get me best by following it.

Www.Hobohappenings.tumblr.com

My name is Shanna (Sounds like Hanna with an S). I am 23 years old, 5'2 (and 3/4 inches!), and 100ish pounds. I am 1/2 Italian, and 1/2 Irish. I have eyes that change colors. Randomly. Green, blue, brown, purply. Whatever. I am not very emotional anymore, but I can still feel the worthwhile things. My life has kinda really sucked. It has made me a well rounded person. I have a very hard time trusting people, but online it is so much easier. It is always easier to tell a stranger something.

I AM brilliant, but I am also the dumbest person I know. Sad really. I hate math so I ignore the fact that it exists. I love to read, and I do so often. I have been reading chapter books since I was 3, writing them since I was 6. Well, I used to anyway.

I have ADHD, Borderline Personality Disorder (so under control I almost don't have it), Antisocial Personality Disorder, PTSD, and chronic nightmares. This basically means that I can be somewhat emotional at times, and a robot at others. I have the attention span of a gnat and tend to fall asleep sitting up if I am bored. I have issues with authority, and I am very opinionated. I believe in throwing everything out there so no surprises pop up later. o_o

I'm very quiet until I get to know someone. But once I am comfortable around them I open up a little more. I don't have many friends, and I don't want tons, but I cherish the ones I do have. I can trust them. And there are very few people in this world that are trustworthy.

According to my birth month, I am supposed to be passive. I probably would have been if my life hadn't turned out the way it did. I have often thought about going back and having a different life, but no. I couldn't. I wouldn't be me...and I wouldn't know the people I do.

Contrary to what my test results say, I am a ENTP.

I am also the Invincible Mermaid Zombie Queen.

I love to take risks with my life. Sky diving, rock climbing barefoot, running across the railing of a bridge, lying in the middle of the road. I am an adrenaline junkie. Being sick kinda makes all that moot though. Danger actually turns me on. So do clever murders and belly buttons. I am an enigma. Truths.

I'm a geek. I love technology. Especially pretty technology. Also, I used to be a photographer.

Now for lists. I love lists...(And Invader Zim)

Things I cannot abide are:

Stupidity
PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS
Ppl who type like dis
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Liars
Cheaters
Child beaters/molesters (I'm after you)
People who are cruel to animals
Bugs
Smelly things
Fish
My face being covered up
And more than likely You. I don't like many people.

No offense. ^_^

I am not a goody two shoes, I am not a saint, I am not sweet, and I am not your average whore. I can be very open with people, but if I give you my trust and you betray me...I will shank you and feed you to a pack of zombies. -.-

I'm not really on here to meet people. I just like finding random people to converse with. I'm easily amused. Also, because I have nothing better to do. I don't want to hook up with you, I don't want to meet you, I don't want to have sex with you. I don't like you.

My favorite things (i.e addictions) in the world are:

Ravioleh
Subway (I love it MORE than chocolate)
Reading
Chatting
Photography
Makeup
Ego Trips
Attention
Power/Control
Money
Shopping
Movies
Random sites (OkC, IAB, Hulu, Netflix, Google, Wiki, MM, Flickr)
Flickr. (ze Demented Kitten)
Technology
Traveling
Adrenaline
Fire
Water
Smiley's (o_O -.- @_@ x_x =^_^= etc.)
Music
Sims (or simulation games in general. Sims are number one though...)
Myself (Actually I despise myself. I do have qualities I am fond of though.)

I'm not quite sure what else to write in this box. No one ever really reads this stuff.
About you:
In all honesty, I don't know why you would want to message me. I rarely respond to messages because they don't strike a cord in me. I mainly get: hi...how r u?

Or:

My boyfriend and I would like a threesome with you.

...

I am very easy to get to know, it's just hard to get my attention.

I do like geeks/nerds mainly. Artsyish as well. Emo not so much. I don't like emotions very much. :)
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Bi
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