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"Jewels is back!"



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Sometimes...

when you cry....

no one sees your tears.



Sometimes...

when you are in pain....

no one sees you hurting.

Sometimes..

when you are worried..

no one sees your stress.



Sometimes....

when you are happy..

no one sees your lovely smile!



-


But FART just ONE time...


And everybody knows!!



Gotcha!!

You thought this was going to be

one of those heart-touching stories!?
0000 "Jewels is back!" - 14 years, 8 months, 8 days ago
0000


A Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder

On Michael Jackson’s Death…

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Deep stuff eh?
I nearly cried when he said “. .. . . . . .. … .. .. . . .... ....”
0000 "Jewels is back!" - 14 years, 8 months, 10 days ago
0000
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace

expensive...

so, I took her to a gas station.



And then the fight started...

0000 "Jewels is back!" - 14 years, 8 months, 10 days ago
0000
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social

Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license

to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my

wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have

to go home and come back later.



The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my

curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof

enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application



When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the

Social Security office.



She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten

disability, too.'



And then the fight started...


0000 "Jewels is back!" - 14 years, 8 months, 10 days ago
0000
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I

kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a

nearby table.



My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'



'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to

drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she

hasn't been sober since.'



'My Goodness!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on

celebrating that long?'



And then the fight started...


0000 "Jewels is back!" - 14 years, 8 months, 10 days ago
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Chris Zed
Oh shit, I missed your b'day... I'm only 44 days late!!! I didn't even know you were here anymore if that's an excuse, and btw, I have hardly been here too!!!
Donation You have been given Donation.
Crafted by 0000
Chris Zed "Mister Zed" Festive - 14 years, 6 months, 22 days ago
Kathy Terry
<3
You're pretty and you know it, clap your hands! This is a toast to us, for the men who have us, the losers who had us, and the lucky bastards who are going to meet us! Send this only to fifteen pretty ladies, including me if youd consider me on that list.. you've been hit! You've been considered one of the fifteen prettiest girls on my friends list! Once you've been hit, you have to hit fifteen pretty girls. If you get hit again, you know your really pretty, however if you break the chain youll be cursed with ugly for ten years, so hit up fifteen pretty girls :)
Kathy Terry "Rúnya" - 14 years, 8 months, 2 days ago
Jaczilla O4
Thanks! :) ...but now im confused! *0000*...wtf happened? smurfs?

~return fast~
wishing you a beautiful day You have been given wishing you a beautiful day.
Crafted by Andi
Jaczilla O4 "SIR" *keelhaulin` * - 14 years, 8 months, 2 days ago
fullmoon
where r u buddy?
I miss you! You have been given I miss you!.
Crafted by No One
fullmoon "דפשמוד" - 14 years, 8 months, 4 days ago
Unknown
Jewels!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come back babe plz!!
Unknown - 14 years, 8 months, 4 days ago
Charles

Donation You have been given Donation.
Crafted by 0000
Charles Calm - 14 years, 8 months, 6 days ago
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