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I my full life time I have started many different companies but have yet to find the right one for me. I am the worlds first professional catapiller hop-scotch coach after failing as a turtle sprint coach. (I wasn't to know my star sprinter was on steriods) If you know any one who want to repair broken egg shells for all the Kings Horses and Men or interested in 'Tuffet' real-estate give me a call. In my spare time I like to count stars at night while wearing a blindfold, take long walks on short beaches and give botox to angry lions. I am just over 6 foot tall and I'm waiting for confirmation that I am the worlds tallest midget. My sole aim on life to to create believable imfomercials although with the quality of todays ones I'm going to have a battle on my hands. I was the runnerup for the 1901 world champion air guitar champ series, (It seemed I was not able to have a guitar as a prop) ?!? and I am working on being the supreme champion holding all the belts as the Xboxer, Playstationer and Wii champion. (do you know where I can find one going cheap??) My life will be complete when the bring back/remake 'The A Team' and 'The Magic Roundabout' until then the wiggles will just have to entertain me for a wee bit longer ..........." everybody clap ...... everybody sing .........." My greatest fear is that someone who will remain nameless (yes you Winnie) is going to take all the honey and there won't be any left for me .... yes that includes you my sweet little profile reader!!

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Someone with a pulse and won't slap me ................................ too hard ..................