The Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.

'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.

'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner..

'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.

'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.

'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy..

'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.

'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.

'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,'

But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'


The third piggy says -

'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
Heather K "love muffin" Cheeky - 15 years, 5 months, 7 days ago

A guy wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, hot girl in his office, but she was dating someone else. One day he got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "ill give you $100 if you let me have sex with you"

The girl looked at him and then said, "NO!"He said, "ill be real fast. ill throw the money on the floor, you bend down and ill finish by the time youve picked it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
boyfriend, so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says,
"Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast, he wont even be able to get his pants down."
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waitin for his
girlfriends call.
Finally, after 45 min. the boyfriend calls and asks,"what happened?" Still breathin hard, she managed to reply, "The fucker had all quarters!
Heather K "love muffin" Cheeky - 15 years, 5 months, 7 days ago

Why was the blondes steering wheel wet?

Cause she tried to blow the horn!
Heather K "love muffin" Cheeky - 15 years, 5 months, 25 days ago

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Cause every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat!
Heather K "love muffin" Cheeky - 15 years, 5 months, 25 days ago

A construction working on the 5th floor of a building is needing a hand saw. He yells down to one of the guys on the ground floor, but the guy cant hear him. So he decides to us sign language. He points to his eye meaning "I" then points to his knee meaning "need" then moves his hand back in forth in a sawing motion. The guy on the ground floor gives him a thumbs up, saying he understands. The ground floor guy pulls down his pant and starts wacking his chops. The guy on the 5th floor gets really pissed off and runs down to the bottom for and yell at the other guy "what the fuck is your problem" He says...what do you mean...i was only trying to tell you that im coming!
Heather K "love muffin" Cheeky - 15 years, 5 months, 25 days ago