OK, IM WRITING THIS BLOG TO HOPEFULLY REDUCE THE HUNDREDS OF MESSAGES I GET FROM PEOPLE WHO SAW MY VIDEO ON YOUTUBE:

EVERYTHING U GUYS ASK ME IS THE SAME THING, JUST A DIFFERENT PERSON, SOME OF YOU ARE EVEN DUMB ENOUGH TO ASK A QUESTION I CLEARLY DID AND MENTIONED IN THE VIDEO! COME ON PEOPLE... COMMON SENSE?

MY ADVICE TO ALL OF YOU:

PEOPLE IN THE FRACIONS (5/8" 7/16" ETC)DONT STRETCH MORE THAN 1/8 OF AN INCH AT A TIME. EVERYTIME I STRETCH MY EARS, I USED A TAPER AND GAUGED 1/8"UP. WHY? BC I KNOW MY EARLOBES, THEY R FLEXIBLE, IF U DONT KNOW HOW YOUR EARLOBES HEAL OR WORK THEN YOU SHOULDNT BE STRETCHING AT AL, GO GRAB A GUITAR AND PLAY A COUPLE CHORDS FOR PUSSY ON A LOCAL STAGE OR SOMETHING YOU EMO SHITS.

ANYWAYS, IF UR IN THE GAUGES, DONT SKIP GAUGES! HAVING BIG EARLOBES TAKES A LONG TIME TO HAVE THEM NICE AND HEALTHY, IT TOOK ME A YEAR AND A HALF (TO THIS BLOG'S DATE) TO GET WHERE IM AT NOW. EVEN THAT IS WAY TOO SOOON TO BE THIS BIG!

FOR STRETCHING,... THERE ARE VARIOUS WAYS TO DO IT. ONE METHOD, WHICH I USED THE MOST BACK IN THE SMALLER FRACTION DAYS (BEFORE 1") WAS A TAPER. ALSO THERE IS TEFLON TAPE, SILICONE PLUGS, YOU CAN EVEN JUST POP THE PLUGS IN! (WHICH I DONT RECOMMEND, ESPECIALLY IN DOUBLE FLARED PLUGS)THERE ARE ALOT OF WAYS TO DO IT. NOW, IM GOING TO BREAK IT DOWN ON HOW TO USE EACH METHOD PROPERLY...

TAPER-
A TAPER IS SIMPLE A DULL ENDED, ROUND CONE SHAPED PRODUCT IN SEVERAL MATERIALS THAT GRADUALLY GETS BIGGER AS IT LENGTHENS. IF YOUR GOING TO USE THIS METHOD, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE LUBE!!!!!! I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ITS K.Y. GELLY YOU NEED ALCOHOL FREE LUBE TO USE. THE BEST OF ALL LUBES FOR TAPERS THAT I PERSONALLY RECOMMEND IS EMU OIL FROM WWW.BODYARTFORMS.COM . MAKE SURE YOU CLEAN YOUR EAR FIRST, LUBE YOUR EAR AS WELL, IT WILL HELP MAKE THE PROCESS EASIER. LUBE UP THE TAPER ALL THE WAY AROUND TO THE END. PUT THE SMALLER END IN FIRST, AND SLOWLY, SLOWLY PUSH IT THRU UNTIL YOUR AT THE END. DO NOT PUSH IT ALL THE WAY THRU AND POP IT OUT. KEEP IT IN, GET YOUR JEWELRY OUT, AND FOLLOW THRU JUST LIKE WITH A PIERCING, AND WALAH. ALL DONE.

TEFLON TAPE-
IS THE MOST SIMPLE WAY TO STRETCH, AND MOST EFFECTIVE WHEN YOUR ABOVE 1" IN SIZE AND CANT FIND ANY TAPERS. ALL YOU DO IS GO TO WAL MART OR SOMETHING AND WALK YOUR LAZY EXCITED ASS TO THE HARDWARE SECTION AND SPEND A WHOLE DOLLAR MAYBE TWO ON A ROLL OF PLENTY, I MEAN PLENMTY OF TEFLON TAPE. WHEN U USE IT, IT DONT FEEL LIKE TAPE AT ALL, IT FEELS LIKE A THICK SILK PIECE OF PAPER. BUT BE CAREFUL, IT RIPS EASILY AND IT STICKIS TO ITSSELF. SIMPLY TAKE THE TAPE AND WRAP IT AROUND YOUR PLAUGS EVENLY WITH NO WRINKLES IN THE TAPE AT ALL, JUST A FEW LAYERS. AND AS THE DAYS GO ON, ADD A COUPLE MORE LAYERS./ DONT FORGET TO KEEP THE PLUGS LUBED UP TOO. AFTER WRAPPING I MEAN, OR ELSE THEY WILL STICK TO YOUR EAR, AND FOR A WARNING, A LESSON I LEARDED THE HARD WAY, DO NOT USE VEGETABLE/COOKING OIL!!!!!!! DONT ASKW HY, JUST DONT. WHEN YOUR TAPED UP TO THE SIZE YOU WANT, YOUR NEW PLUGS SHOULD GO RIGHT IN. IF NOT, YOU SUCK AND YOUR STUPID, WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE NEXT METHOD:

SILICONE PLUGS-
DO NOT EVERY FUCKING EVER STRETCH YOUR EARS WITH SILICONE PLUGS, I HAVE SEEN PEOPLE LOSE THEIR ENTIRE EAR LOBES FROM TRYING TO STRETCH WITH A SILICONE PLUG. TRUST ME, THEY ARE NOT WORTH IT. I HAVENT EVEN TRIED IT MYSELF I STUCK TO THE TAPER AND TEFLON TAPE METHOD. FUCK THAT SILICONE STRETCHING BULLSHIT, IF YOU DO THAT, YOUR JUST ASKING FOR RIPS AND BLOW-OUTS. ANYWAS BLAH, LAST METHOD FINALLY:

FORCING THE PLUG IN-
GO FOR IT. YOUR THE MAN...

HOPE THIS HELPS AND HOPEFULLY I WONT GET SO MUC FUCKING MESSAGES SAYING "HEY MAN I SAW UR VID ON YOUTUBE IM AT THIS SIOZE AND WANNA GO TO THAT SIZE AND WAS WONDERING WHATS HOULD I DO BLA BLAH"
NO OFFENSE TO YOU GUYS AND GIRLS BUT I GET MESSAGES LIKE THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME. AND IT STARTS GETTING INCREDIBLY OLD AND I GET TIRED OF SAYING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN. SO FROM NOW ON, WHOEVER CHECKS OUT MY PROFILE... CAN JUST READ THIS BLOG.

HAPPY STRETCHING!

UPDATE*
for those of you who dont know what sizes to stretch to next... here is a size chart:

Steve da p0pe "My guitar hero " Ecstatic - 14 years, 11 months, 15 days ago

body mod time!
DERMAL ANCHORS: these are basically just implanted titanium jewelry with a foot and heel (aka anchor) that secures itself around 7-layers deep under my skin, while an internally threadded bar is barely exposed sticking out of the puncture wound; this is where you screw the disc on and you have a dermal anchor. look it up on google for a better description lol.
i dunno if i should be using HTML to insert breaks, or if this is automatic lol. anyways, i have 3 dermal anchors in my chest, inside of my eyeball snowman tattoo. they kick ass and the piercer was certified for that specific piercing and showed me his certificate, one of only 2 in all of houston who is certified to do them. he did a great job, and applauded me for taking 3 of them all in one sitting. i gotta say, of all the things ive done to my body, from the ear stretching to 1&3/8" to awkward tats and various other piercings, the dermal anchors by FAR were the most painful. and they are also the toughest to take care of! i cant stay out in the sun or swim too long cuz well, you know- metal conducts and distributes heat, so imagine my skin bubbling or burning 7 layers deep in my chest lol. it happened once already, i have to go thru it to learn how to take care of it, zinc vitamins work miracles for tissue renewal lol. anyways, that about explains dermal anchors i guess. sorta lol. next is something else related to body modification.
Steve da p0pe "My guitar hero " Ecstatic - 14 years, 11 months, 15 days ago