The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)

Wendy Patterson Intrigued - 15 years, 7 months, 21 days ago

Did You Know, 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts
(makes you wonder why people want a photocopy of their arse? lol)
Wendy Patterson Intrigued - 15 years, 7 months, 21 days ago

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Wendy Patterson Intrigued - 15 years, 7 months, 21 days ago

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf,
two who were blind, one
mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?



And by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Wendy Patterson Intrigued - 15 years, 7 months, 21 days ago

It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts
about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two
mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks
a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional
beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking,then scroll
down for the answer.





Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler



Wendy Patterson Intrigued - 15 years, 7 months, 21 days ago