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"Joshface"

Name:	Joshua Lamb, 36/Male
Last login:	over 3 weeks ago
Local time:	2:48 PM
Join date:	15 years, 8 months, 26 days ago
Location:	Melbourne Australia

"Sorceror"
About me: Where to start? Sometimes I'm quiet and reserved, sometimes I'm an unstoppable destroyer of shit parties. Usually depends on what's in my system. I'm pretty creative, I like to draw and write, I read a lot and love most music with a beat. Metal is usually my first choice, but I get into pretty much anything. I was raised by the internet, so I'm a pretty sick fucking puppy. I'm also some kind of hybrid nerd. I play poker, chess, and various other small-time computer games until I get bored of them, but I still love to get out there and have a good time. If you want to know more just ask.
About you: If you have a sense of humour and an open mind, get in touch.
Looking for:	Friendship and dating
Orientation:	Straight
Herds:	Nerds are Sexy, MASTER / MISTRESS / slave / sub, Collective Erotic Chronicles, closing down

Maia
"Euronymous"

13230 pts

Joshua's tales

I try and close the tab but somehow I miss and click "Home" instead.
Joshua Lamb "Joshface" Loving - 15 years, 8 months, 15 days ago

A slow tingle materializes in my chest. /Careful. Ignore it. Study it out of the corner of your eye. JUMP on it. Damn, it got away. No matter, it will be back./ Turn the music up, skoll some Grey Goose, smoke a cig whilst doing star jumps. /Don't wait for it. Don't think about it. It will come when it's ready. Don't think about it./ Eyes shut, /immerse yourself in the music. Let the bass pump the synthesizers through you./

Max is saying something. I flap my hand in his direction, he understands. The music gets louder. /Oh sweet Jesus, this is it/ I ride the music as it rises in tempo and pitch, building up to the impending climax. /Ohh fuck yeah baby./ BOOM. The music fireworks into a rainbow supernova, my mind unfolds and the tingle turns tsunami and floods my being. I spring off the bed and join Max on the makeshift dance floor. We're the best worst dancers in the world and it's fucking party time.

Ecstasy. Written by Joshua Lamb. /Italics./
Joshua Lamb "Joshface" Loving - 15 years, 8 months, 16 days ago

Hahahaha fuck.

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid Disorder:	Moderate
Schizoid Disorder:	High
Schizotypal Disorder:	High
Antisocial Disorder:	High
Borderline Disorder:	Low
Histrionic Disorder:	Low
Narcissistic Disorder:	Moderate
Avoidant Disorder:	High
Dependent Disorder:	Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	Moderate
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Joshua Lamb "Joshface" Loving - 15 years, 8 months, 20 days ago

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liciaokoh101 - 14 years, 4 months, 7 days ago

where r u? :(

Andrea Villarreal "my lil delicious" Sparkling - 15 years, 7 months, 25 days ago

hello Lambface
I kno u miss me

Kinga "I'm old now" - 15 years, 7 months, 25 days ago

Greetings my dear
How are you today, i hope every things is ok with you, i am miss tina 23 years old girl, as is my pleassure to contact you after viewing your profile which really interest me in having communication with you if you, so if you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other better and see what will happened in future.

i will be very happy if you can write me through my email for easiest communication and to know all about each other, here is my email
(tinaand01@yahoo.com) i will be waiting to hear from you soon, as i wish you all the best for your day.
tina