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Evasive
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Eileen Kramer, 62/Female
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| Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
| Local time: | 2:08 AM |
| Join date: | 15 years, 9 months, 7 days ago |
| Location: | United States
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| "Ask me about the eleventh commandment" |
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About me:
I move in some place and all the dust flies. I am still too stunned with the thrill of moving in to write much that is coherent except that sometimes the most scruffy abodes on the net have something to offer. This site looks active and fun. I like new sites. I like animals.
I generally don't do big philosophical statements, so you're not getting one. You can find me on the forums.
I also love hacking profiles and reskinnng them via the style sheet. This profile is about half skinned. No, a solid color is not enough for me, though here for some reason it is a big standout. Oh, and don't try padding cells. It doesn't work.
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About you:
Any one who is friendly and who knows the eleventh commandment.
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| Looking for: | Friendship and dating |
| Orientation: | Straight
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Eileen's tales
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I went hunting for corn today. I needed a gift and thought an ear of corn would make a good one. It took twenty-three screens into a store search to find corn. I was disgusted. I found plenty of popcorn. I found corn flakes. I realize the store's search engine is not the most sophisticated thing on the planet. OK, that's fine. It just would be nice to have some corn. Well, I decided that Human Pets needed more corn and so I put some in my own store. There's regular field corn, shoe peg corn with the kernels all disordered, and even bloody butcher corn with red kernels. Now there is corn for everyone, and the price is right.
Eileen Kramer Evasive
- 15 years, 9 months, 5 days ago
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I just opened a store, but my items are waiting approval. I take a hit when I stock. I'll make up the hit eventually and break even. I can afford to be a little bit charitable. It's nice to bite the invisible hand sometimes.
Eileen Kramer Evasive
- 15 years, 9 months, 6 days ago
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419 Scam Alert
It's happening right here right now at Humanpets. I just got a 419 charity scam message from....(Do you think I'm giving him any free publicity? He knows who he is.) I reported him, but that is not enough. Hence, I offer this tale as a public service.
If you receive a letter from this individual, it will look something like this, though the writing is more readable.
419 Charity Scam #1
The Joseph Patrick Charity Scam
419 Charity Scams #2
And now we have some general 419 scam information. This one is a PDF.
Advance Fee Fraud from the US Dept. of State.
419 Eater.com another great 419 scam site.
Please if any user gives you a 419 letter, report them without mercy. You are doing the right thing, and please don't fall for a 419 scheme. Remember a person's details can be faked, and the photo they use may well not be their own.
Eileen Kramer Evasive
- 15 years, 9 months, 6 days ago
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Ah....Someone bought my pet, James. Easy come easy go. Long live the free market. It is time to go shopping again. I wonder who is out there who can be bought cheaply.
Eileen Kramer Evasive
- 15 years, 9 months, 7 days ago
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Just to let every one know, the code on these profiles is held together with chewing gum and paper clips. I will revise my style sheet as soon as I have a pale colored background tile to replace the white and an image for a background and yes, I did give Orange Crush the pink slip. I don't have a new name for the red beetle.
Eileen Kramer Evasive
- 15 years, 9 months, 7 days ago
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Cassini Too
CASSINI TOO
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