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Jade Best
Jade Best
"the best"



Name:
Jade Best, 51/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:1:24 AM
Join date:15 years, 9 months, 21 days ago
Location: United Kingdom

About me:
do what makes you hAPPY be with who makes you SMiLE lAUGH as much as you BREAtHE lOVE as long as you LiVE Always believe in YOU.Listen to your heart. Trust your instincts. Know you CAN. See your own strengths. Dream it~dare it. DO what you are afraid of. Keep the faith. Follow your vision. Remember ANYTHING is possible if only you believe.
About you:
there are three different types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened. which one are you?
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Jade's tales
Jade Best
Feeling a little naughty so posting this pic - giggles like a schoolgirl
Jade Best
Jade Best "the best" - 15 years, 9 months, 8 days ago
Jade Best
Dont you just love your kids when they catch you like this on camera lol
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Jade Best "the best" - 15 years, 9 months, 21 days ago
Jade Best
Three women are about to be executed for crimes they committed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready… Aim…” Suddenly the brunette yells, “Earthquake!” Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready… Aim…” The redhead then screams, “Tornado!” Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did and knew exactly what she needed to do. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready… Aim…”

The blonde shouts, “Fire!”


Jade Best "the best" - 15 years, 9 months, 21 days ago
Jade Best
Given I am blonde I tend to be the butt of many related jokes....

An older blonde woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure stretch marks and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk instead of the usual amount.

When the milkman arrived, and read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point. The woman came to the door, and the milkman said, “Yes ma’am, I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?”

The blonde said, “I want 15 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.”

The milkman asked, “Do you want it Pasteurized?”

The blonde replied, “Nope, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes.”


Jade Best "the best" - 15 years, 9 months, 21 days ago
Jade Best
Me with some good pals on a night out last summer
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Jade Best "the best" - 15 years, 9 months, 21 days ago
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swift
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lick me!!! You have been given lick me!!!.
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swift Serene - 15 years, 3 months, 24 days ago
Udara

ღI Adore My Pet*•.¸♥ You have been given ღI Adore My Pet*•.¸♥.
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Udara "Saba Saba" Inspired - 15 years, 3 months, 28 days ago
valen sor
welcome jade
valen sor Ferocious - 15 years, 4 months, 19 days ago
Dom
Hi, nice to meet you!
Coffee Time ~  You have been given Coffee Time ~ .
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Dom Sparkling - 15 years, 5 months, 17 days ago
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 ♥Spoiled with Luxury Gifts  You have been given ♥Spoiled with Luxury Gifts .
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Lor Intrigued - 15 years, 5 months, 26 days ago
Neil O'Sullivan
Just checking out your page, love the jokes.
Neil x
My last Rolo You have been given My last Rolo.
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Neil O'Sullivan "mr adevenurous" Cheeky - 15 years, 6 months, 6 days ago
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