I so need a thumbing.....lol
Jackie Keene Emo - 15 years, 8 months, 29 days ago

Immagination is so powerful and beats willpower every time xx
Jackie Keene Emo - 15 years, 9 months, 28 days ago

The art of seduction is to entice and stimulate the immagination - how am I doing?
Jackie Keene Emo - 15 years, 10 months, 1 day ago

Great Reasons To Be A Guy

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Your orgasms are real. Always.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
Chocolate is just another snack.
Foreplay is optional.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
The world is your urinal.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
Same work.. more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or irreparably mangle your feet.
Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
Jackie Keene Emo - 15 years, 10 months, 1 day ago

Female Laws To Live By

The female always make the rules.
The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
No male can possibly know all the rules.
If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
The female is never wrong.
If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
The female may change her mind at any time.
The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The male is expected to mind read at all times.
The female is ready when she is ready.
The male must be ready at all times.
Jackie Keene Emo - 15 years, 10 months, 1 day ago