I'm a lonely guy so I figure I do it for myself...
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Copy and paste then Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and re post to see what people put for you!
Yeah I'm bored... ><'
1. Your Name: Can I use my WoW name? It's Xanados
2. Age: Old enough to know better.....yeah I can't get it up anymore.
3. Dick/Boob Size: Hard to test out since I'm flaccid, but my manboobs are A cup.
4. Favorite position (s) ? Fetal position
5. Do you think i'm hot? I'm sure you be if I set you on fire.
6. Would you have sex with me? Hold on, lemme ask the hand.
7. lights on or off? Depends on how fast I can clap my thighs together and the clapper responds...Clap on, clap off...
8. Would you have to be drunk? Only if you want to recreate 2girls1cup, sure!
9. Would you take a shower with me? Hold on, lemme ask the hand.
10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? I've always thought I could bend my back in half and suck my own cock....
11. Would you leave after or stay the night? Well it be best if I leave now, so you won't charge me extra hours if I stay the night.
12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? Nah I rather dispose of the body after I'm done, that corpse smell sticks to you if you cuddle.
13. Condom or skin? Fuck that, I rather have sinews of flesh
14. Do you give Oral pleasures? Baby, I oral everything, including chocolate bars. Makes me moan alot.
15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? Hard to receive when there's nothing left of chocolate bar. I feel used...
16. Have sex on the first date? Damn I just made you fried rice and now you want sex?
17. Would you kiss me during sex? No, I rather just do a quickie and leave before your dad comes.
18. Do you think I would be good in bed? Do you think I be good in a coffin?
19. Would u have a 3-some with me? Sure, me, my hand, and a candlestick.
20. How many times would you like to cum? Enough to make lemon meringue pie since I ran out of cream earlier.
21. Would you use me as a booty call? Everytime I put my ear next to your butt, I can hear the soap opera inside your ass.
22. Do you like fore play? Oh yes I do!!
23. What is fore play to you? Convincing the victim to stay calm, sharpening my surgical tools, apply anesthesia to victim, harvest organs, PROFIT!
24. Can we take pictures of the act? Sure, I could use more cred on rotten.com
25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email? No I'll just send you pics of my penis operation and how I became a woman.
26. Who would be in control? I'm more of a passive anal retentive person. So I only let my penis do the talking.
27. Would you pull my hair? I dunno, the time I ever got close to pulling hair is my own pubes during a rough night of masturbation.
28. Would you let me pull yours? *hands you the tweezers and a bottle of Nair*
29. Would you whisper in my ear? I'll ask you if I can do you in the butt.
30. Would you talk dirty to me? Yes while I cover your body with dirt.
31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? I'll eat your tongue.
32. Would you say my name? What was your name again?
33. Would u give me head/eat me out? I never tried cannibalism, but there's always a first time.
34. Would you let me give you a hickie? Sure you can, just give it on my face, I want to the first person with a hemorrhoid looking hickie on my face.
35. How many rounds would we go? Let me ask my boxing manager.
36. What would you wanna do afterwards? Finish this quiz.
37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? What are clothes, ooga-booga.
38. Would you lick and bite me all over? Isn't that a part of cannibalizing you?
39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? I don't know, but from your tone, the last time I checked, you weren't my parents.
40. Would you want me to take my time? No, please hurry up before your dad comes.
41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? A 10, but depends on how my bowels are acting up.
42. Would you want fast or slow? I have variable speed settings, I can overclock if I want to.
43. Would you be loud or quiet? The only thing I should be hearing is the loud chopping of my axe and the soft whimpering of mercy when I butcher you.
44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? See above.
45. Would you do it today? Not today, I'm feeling rather emo.
46. Would you do it tomorrow? Depends, I can be emo
47. Would u wanna make me moan? Would you moan if I were to slice up your clitoris with a knife...
48. What position would u ........ want me to have u in? Hanging on a meathook
:D
Syndreamer "Narmnarms " Bold
- 15 years, 2 months, 24 days ago
