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About me:
I am a selfish nasty person that no sane person would want as a friend. Most of the time I'm drunk and the rest of the time I'm hungover.
My family hates me for too many reasons to name. I'm also pretty sure I ran over a dolphin with my car when I crashed into Sea World.
My hobbies are attending AA meetings with a bottle of vodka and laughing at people's testimonials. I also enjoy sneaking condoms and KY into old people's shopping carts.
I like to attend wakes of people I don't know and tell the family the corpse owes me money. It pays pretty well and it's just plain fun.
If you want to be treated like crap, I'm your man.
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