~~A sub’s Blackboard lessons~~

I will not carve my name on the flogger handles.

I will not spank others without Mistress’s permission.

I will not aim for Mistress's head. (not ever, in any way)

I will not yell the Safe word in the grocery store.

I will not yell fire every time Mistress lights a candle.

Funny noises are not really funny, and I will not laugh when Mistress farts during a scene.

I will not slap Mistress with my bra.

Punishment is not boring or pointless.

I will not call Mistress "Mistress Death".

A burp is not an appropriate response to Mistress.

I will not eat all Mistress's M & M's while She is at work.

Mistress's Gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet nor to be used as pot holders.

I will not call Mistress’ "spud head", "butt head" or any kind of "head".

Mistresses ARE perfect. (sort of)

I will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Mistress's D/s parties.

I will not peek out of the blindfold. (much)

There is no such thing as "sub immunity". (Dang it anyway!!)

I will not sneak out when I don't have permission.

I did not win an Emmy for my last session.

I will not hide all Mistress's toys.

I will not say "Oh, Mistress you're the bestest and biggest" just to get a spanking.

I can not fire Mistress.!!!

I will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like bullwhips.

I will refrain from saying "Heil Hitler!" when I don't like Mistress's orders

I will not waste wax!! by playing with it or putting it on all Mistress's clamps

I will not use Mistress's bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool

I will not wear Mistress's panties on my head !!

Mistress's dog/cat does not stink

I will not use the pages from Mistress's Domme Handbook to start the grill.

I will ATTEMPT not to laugh when the son/daughter/sibling remarks that they heard "slapping" noises and got up to see where they were coming from.

I will faithfully remember that washing Mistress’s panties with my red sweatshirt is not a good thing to do.

I will try to remember that Mistress’s are allowed to snore. (and subs are allowed earplugs?)

"All the other Domme's let their subs do it" is not a valid reason (even though they had fun doing it)

I will not giggle when my Mistress is lecturing me.

I will not get my subbie sisters into trouble, as they are capable of doing that on their own. (well not much anyway!)

I will not refer to my Mistress as "Cute", when she is angry (even though she is)

"Ow, that hurt" is not my safeword

I will not suggest that we paint the ceiling beige when I am bound on my back

I will not correct my Mistress by telling her that my directions are better than hers. (even though they are)

Crystal Chapman "Wobbles" Proud of my pets - 15 years, 14 days ago

A long, long time ago - an owner with her pet.
Crystal Chapman "Wobbles" Proud of my pets - 15 years, 1 month, 12 days ago

I guess many of us have re-enacted scenes from The Rocky Horror Show. No? Oh well...
Crystal Chapman "Wobbles" Proud of my pets - 15 years, 2 months, 18 days ago

I was more than a little tipsy and I misbehaved at a car showroom. Personally I think the showroom should have employed me for my obvious talents...
Crystal Chapman "Wobbles" Proud of my pets - 15 years, 2 months, 18 days ago

Wasn't I a lovely little angel? I wonder what happened to that sweet girl....
Crystal Chapman "Wobbles" Proud of my pets - 15 years, 2 months, 19 days ago