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mike
mike
"magic mike ;)"



Name:
mike , 40/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:2:57 AM
Join date:15 years, 10 months, 6 days ago
Location: Crawley United Kingdom

"hey looking to chat with friendly people."
About me:
umm I havn't got a clue what to write here to be honest. I like to get to know new people. I work in countryside management aka, chainsaws, tractors, fencing and lots of other tasks. I suppose you could call me an estate worker. I'm farely fit and in shape but definitly room for improvement. I like to drive, socialise, play computer games, read, excersize and talk to new people. if you want to know more about me youll just have to ask and ill do my best to reply quickly. I would put more pics up but their file sizes are too big and I dont know how to change this, I do have pics on other sites so if you are desperate to see more of me then just ask and I will give you the addy, or give me detailed instructions on how to shrink my pictures so they fit on here ;) PS if you want to talk on msn then that is fine but first we have to talk abit on here so we both know we are not fakes, sycotics or plain nasty lol
About you:
I would like to meet funny intresting people that can hold a convosation for hours about nothing and still be intresting. I,d like to meet someone who cares about their appearence, what they eat and have ambitions. I love talking to people from diferent cultures and countrys. I enjoy to learn new things through other people
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
mike's tales
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mike
Its my Bday BBQ today so naturaly the weather in England decides this week is a good week to end the 2 month drought we have had GRRR
mike "magic mike ;)" Ecstatic - 13 years, 5 months, 17 days ago
mike
bored and ill. cant even be bothered to play on the xbox!!!! mg I must be dieing lol
mike "magic mike ;)" Ecstatic - 14 years, 1 month, 7 days ago
mike
I think it is about time for me to meet a girl that isnt over needy or agresive. Just wana have fun at the moment because Im fed up with all the cock ups
mike "magic mike ;)" Ecstatic - 14 years, 7 months, 2 days ago
mike
How much are you worth?
I am worth £350.50 hmm is that good or bad I wonder?

1) Smoked pot -- £10
2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --£50
3) Cheated on your significant other -- £10
4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- £50
5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
6) Went streaking -- £5
7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
8) Kissed a co-worker-- £ 20
9)Kissed your boss --£50
10) Been arrested -- £5
11) Spent time in jail -- £15
12) Peed in the pool -- £0.50
13) Played spin the bottle -- £5
14) Done something you regret -- £20
15) Slept with your best friend >-- £20
16) Been in love with a stripper -- £20
17) Went skinny dipping -- £5
18) Been slapped-- £5
19) Slapped someone-- £5
20) Beat up someone -- £20
21) Been jumped -- £10
22) Ever had sex at church -- £25
23) Dated someone you met on My Space -- £25
24) Cheated on test -- £50
25) Vandalized something -- £20
26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- £100
27) Crossed dressed -- £10
28) Given money to stripper -- £25
29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- £30
30) Been in love with a stripper -- £20
31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --£10
32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- £15
33) Ever drive drunk -- £20
34) Used toys while having sex -- £30
35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
36) Had sex in a pool -- £20
37) Masturbated -- £10
38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --£20
39) Done oral -- £5
40) Got oral -- £5
41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- £25
42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- £40
43) Stole something -- £10
44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- £25
45) Made a dirty home video -- £15
46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --£30
47) Had a threesome -- £50
48) Had sex in a public place-- £20
49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- £25
50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --£20
51) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

mike "magic mike ;)" Ecstatic - 15 years, 16 days ago
mike
its alright babys coming back, but I dont know where she has been ;) :p

mike "magic mike ;)" Ecstatic - 15 years, 1 month, 10 days ago
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