PIE > CAKE > COMMUNISM = OBAMA!
True story right there!

And I don't want to go to sleep so I going to type random story now!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I went to the zoo and saw a llama that spit in a gorillas mouth so the gorilla got so mad that he broke through the fence he lived in. When he got through he ran over a school of orphans that wanted to go to the zoo to see the giraffes but as they were going to see them the gorilla ate little Timmy and the other orphans ran in fear of their lives and one tripped on a rock and busted out is front 7 teeth. The other 16 orphans ran into the gorilla cage for some reason and the one in the front slipped on a giant mound of sh*t and made 3 others fall in the water and they drowned because they never learned how to swim because they were sick on the day that everyone went out to learn to swim. Now that one orphan that slipped died of a hemorrhage in the brain and his brain stem snapped under all the pressure of the other orphans. 11 more broke their legs and arms and then the last two fought to the death with sharpened rocks because they wanted to be the alpha male.
The moral of the story? Don't let the llamas have a cage next to the gorillas.
Cody McKervey "♂Bravo GIR♂" Rabid - 15 years, 11 months, 23 days ago