Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity -- twice.
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
Outer Space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dosen't read books. He stares them down until they give them until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals he allows to live.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite, he bites frost.
Chuck Norris dosen't wear a watch he decides what time it is.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Nicholas Cressman "Foxy" Hungry
- 16 years, 1 month, 6 days ago