FUNNY JOKE!!
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were
done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter
what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife
sitting in a chair. Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my
wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears
in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said,
'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given
the same instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat
him to death with the chair.'
Moral of the story.... Women are crazy don't mess with them!!
Lupe Tender
- 16 years, 29 days ago
