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About me:
I'm A Star Wars, Comic Book Geek. I Have Two Daughters Brittan & Raeven. I Am Born The Western Month Of The Scorpion (Scorpio). Born The Eastern Year Of The Dragon. My Last Name Is Gaelic Because I'm Of Gaelic Irish Blood With A Little Scottish Gaelic Blood. But All Gaelic!!! And If Your Porn Name Is Your First Pets Name And The Name Of Your Childhood Street You Grew Up On. Than My Porn Name Is "Oscar Fairbanks". Sounds More Like An Aristocrat To Me Or At Lest A Guy With Alot Of Money. Either Way, Money Or Sex. It Dosn't Matter Because I Never Get Neither One... FUCK!!! However My Fondest Memory Would Have To Be Though Was My 13th Birthday When I Became A Man And My Dad Got Me A Bavarian Prostitute From Alabama With Dysentery And A Wooden Leg I Thought The Wooden Leg Would Serve As A Problem And Get In The Way. But In Fact However It Was The Complete Opposite I Could Actually Just Move It All Around And Pop It Right Off And On At Times And Have More Room For Balance And Leverage. As A Matter Of Fact The Only Thing That Did Get In The Way And Serve As A Problem Was The Bad Case Of The Scoots She Had. Brought On By The Dysentery Of Course. Every 20 Minutes We'd Have To Stop So She Could Quickly Get Up And Run To The Bathroom Because Of Her Explosive Diarrhea. Unfortunately She Didn't Always Make It. Sometimes We Didn't Have Time To Stop Before She Stared Spraying Covering Everything. But Other Than That And The Amputation And The Occasional Accidental Mud Slide, Doggy Style, Slip & Slide. Plus An Itchy Groin And Also The Urinary Burning Sensation I Have Now When I Pee Ever Since That Day. But Other Than That I Think Everything Went Ok I Guess. Just A Little Messy!... Thanks Pop!!! LMAO
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